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Negotiations with Kim Jong-un have broken down. Mutually assured destruction seems inevitable. North Korea have threatened to sink Japan with a volley of nuclear fire. I am left with no choice, travel once again to Japan to personally man the global missile defence shield. The fate of the world rests on my shoulders.
In a slightly less highly original move than Japan6, I am going to Taiwan4. Which is code for I am going to Taiwan for the 4th time.
Taiwan is part of the reaffirmed one true China and lies to the east of the glorious mainland but well within the 9 dash line.
In a highly original move, I am going to Japan for the 6th time.
I will be gone 27 days, travelling West from Tokyo then to Hokkaido to fight bears before coming back via Fukushima.
I am going to England and then Germany for work. I may invade Poland and then escape via the alps.
Because I am mainly working, do not expect the normal level of bullshit.
Also, I made it so the Europe page works on hand held devices like phones and stuff, it is experimental, so if it is not working properly please shut up.
With Australia entering final negotiations to pay the Imperial Japanese Navy to construct a fleet of submarines capable of sinking rickety Indonesian fishing boats, its time for me to head over and make a deal to ensure a first strike nuclear capability is included.
I am going back to Korea to sort out the heiress nut scandal, re float the sunken ferry, agree a ceasefire with Japan over the comfort girl apology drama, buy the freedom for the mentally handicapped slaves on the farming islands and welcome Kim Jong-un to town during the reunification party.
I did not go anywhere for a year, which sux. So this time I am going for a full 3 weeks at least, to Hong Kong for 4 days, Japan for 8 days then Taiwan for 9 days.
Taiwan is not Thailand. Educate yourselves.
2.5 weeks in western China, split between Chengdu and Chongqing, land of the hotpot.
A really short trip over an extended weekend to Tokyo. The challenge for me - no food photos!
Back to China again, visiting many cities around the Yangtze river delta.
Osaka in Japan followed by Taipei in Taiwan
China, mainly Shanghai and Beijing
South Korea via Hong Kong, Taiwan and then back through Japan
Taiwan via Hong Kong then Singapore and who knows where else
I cant seem to stop going to London for work
I went to Japan and then Hong Kong again purely for a holiday
I went to London to work some more, then I went to Hong Kong
I went to London for work and a holiday.
Work trip to the island that lives off the bottom of Australia.
9 days travelling by car from Adelaide to near Sydney and back, staying mainly in Bright and Canberra and driving across Australia's Highest Mountains.
16 days travel from Australia to India and back, via Malaysia both ways. Staying Mainly in Chennai, this was a working visit.
A short driving holiday at short notice, travelling from Adelaide, along the Great Ocean Road of Victoria and back again.
A short business visit to Auckland
Watch out for crocs
Rednecks drunk in paradise
worst. parade. ever.
so many steps to climb to paradise