Travel Diaries

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Taiwan4

March 5th - 1 April 2017


In a slightly less highly original move than Japan6, I am going to Taiwan4. Which is code for I am going to Taiwan for the 4th time.
Taiwan is part of the reaffirmed one true China and lies to the east of the glorious mainland but well within the 9 dash line.

Japan6

October 16th - November 11th 2016


In a highly original move, I am going to Japan for the 6th time.
This time I will research recycling options for fluoro tubes as shown above.
I will be gone 27 days, travelling West from Tokyo then to Hokkaido to fight bears before coming back via Fukushima.

Europe

May 22nd - June 13th 2016


I am going to England and then Germany for work. I may invade Poland and then escape via the alps.
Because I am mainly working, do not expect the normal level of bullshit.
Also, I made it so the Europe page works on hand held devices like phones and stuff, it is experimental, so if it is not working properly please shut up.

Japan5

November 2nd - November 26th 2015


With Australia entering final negotiations to pay the Imperial Japanese Navy to construct a fleet of submarines capable of sinking rickety Indonesian fishing boats, its time for me to head over and make a deal to ensure a first strike nuclear capability is included.

Korea2

March 3rd - March 26th 2015


I am going back to Korea to sort out the heiress nut scandal, re float the sunken ferry, agree a ceasefire with Japan over the comfort girl apology drama, buy the freedom for the mentally handicapped slaves on the farming islands and welcome Kim Jong-un to town during the reunification party.

HongJapWan

March 6th - March 28th 2014


I did not go anywhere for a year, which sux. So this time I am going for a full 3 weeks at least, to Hong Kong for 4 days, Japan for 8 days then Taiwan for 9 days.
Taiwan is not Thailand. Educate yourselves.

Sichuan

March 23rd - April 10th 2013


2.5 weeks in western China, split between Chengdu and Chongqing, land of the hotpot.

Tokyo weekend

October 25th - October 30th 2012


A really short trip over an extended weekend to Tokyo. The challenge for me - no food photos!

China again

August 27th - September 13th 2012


Back to China again, visiting many cities around the Yangtze river delta.

Japan and Taiwan

March 1st - March 22nd 2012


Osaka in Japan followed by Taipei in Taiwan

China

November 1st - November 18th 2011


China, mainly Shanghai and Beijing

Korea, mainly...

September 3rd - September 17th 2011


South Korea via Hong Kong, Taiwan and then back through Japan

Taiwan / Hong Kong / Singapore / ?

March 25th - April 11th 2011


Taiwan via Hong Kong then Singapore and who knows where else

London, for the third time

June 25th - July 17th 2010


I cant seem to stop going to London for work

Japan and Hong Kong

May 2nd - May 18th 2010


I went to Japan and then Hong Kong again purely for a holiday

London again and Hong Kong

February 26th - March 25th 2010


I went to London to work some more, then I went to Hong Kong

London

September 5th - 22nd 2009


I went to London for work and a holiday.

Tasmania

January 9th - 12th 2007


Work trip to the island that lives off the bottom of Australia.

Great Dividing Range

October 15th - 23rd 2005


9 days travelling by car from Adelaide to near Sydney and back, staying mainly in Bright and Canberra and driving across Australia's Highest Mountains.

South East Asia

December 3rd - 18th 2005


16 days travel from Australia to India and back, via Malaysia both ways. Staying Mainly in Chennai, this was a working visit.

South Eastern Australia

January 3rd - 6th 2006


A short driving holiday at short notice, travelling from Adelaide, along the Great Ocean Road of Victoria and back again.

New Zealand

January 11th - 14th 2006


A short business visit to Auckland

Darwin

May 6 - 10 2002


Watch out for crocs

Adelaide 500 Car Race

March 15 - 17 2002


Rednecks drunk in paradise

Festival Fringe Parade

February 22 2002


worst. parade. ever.

Waterfall Gully

January 11 2002


so many steps to climb to paradise