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England London Heathrow Guitar

17 March 2010

Harrods

In the evening, I set off for my walk as usual, and as I was passing harrods I decided to use their restroom facilities. Of course this being harrods, theres a guy in there who expects to get paid to watch you urinate. I opted to not pay him as he did absolutely nothing, not even offer to hold it for me.
I then proceeded to get completely lost in the store, and found myself in the guitar section. To all those who said 'why dont you visit guitar shops', I did, and I did it at Harrods.
I also risked my life by taking photos in Harrods, as I dont think they like it, and its pretty risky cause if you recall, the owner is a powerful arab who arranged the death of princess Diana (the queen of hearts) so that Prince Charles could marry his horse Camilla Parke Bowels without having to convert to the church of england to get a divorce first like Henry the 8th had to. Thats how brave I am.

England-London-Heathrow-Guitar - Pointy awesome guitars, I wanted to buy the white one in the middle row with the maple neck with black inlays.

Pointy awesome guitars, I wanted to buy the white one in the middle row with the maple neck with black inlays.


England-London-Heathrow-Guitar - Boring old people guitars.

Boring old people guitars.


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