Restaurant FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of the reviews?

A: First and foremost, to be humourous where possible and entertaining. Secondly, I often work in different cities and theres not much to do in the evenings, I also mainly eat alone. All of these reviews will be of a time I was eating alone someplace, and more than likely not paying (I recharge the company).
Additionally, eating alone is a different experience compared to going out with a group, for example you generally do not wish to wait 30 minutes for the bill, and you probably are not interested in the banquet for a minimum of 4 people.

Q: Wont that be incredibly boring and stupid?

A: Yep.

Q: How does the scoring system work?

I make up the categories for each review, and give each category a score out of 5 pentagrams, 5 being the best, 0 being the worst, I then take an average of all the categories. I make the categories up each time depending on the experience, for example one category could be 'value for money' where as another might be 'stupidity of waiter'.

Q: What else do I need to know?

A: If the quality of the pictures is sometimes poor, please consider how hard it can be to take a flash photo inside a restaurant by yourself! Also, I do not drink alcohol, so dont expect me to tell you about the wines. I also cant ever remember ordering dessert when eating out alone. I like to eat pizza a lot, as pizza places are friendly to solo diners more than silver service places