14 September 2019
Werribee Zoo
These days you cant really go to zoo's anymore. Gawking at caged animals is is now worse than murdering innocent children.
Maybe an open range research institute zoo is ok? Probably not. They are supposed to help endangered animals etc. The Werribee zoo however is the lesser of the 3 open range research save the panda zoo's in Australia that I have been to. It is small and expensive, and you cant see much. Therefore uninspired photos generally not featuring animals.
Outside the zoo and the horror of millions of screaming children is re-enforced before parting with your money.
Some slimey water, but no animals. Maybe a duck.
Perhaps the highlight is the African safari area has some fake African safari huts full of junk.
They do not throw anything out at this zoo, they glue it together into trash monuments.
Here is a wild African dog. They have a huge habitat area, theres a few in here, but its hard to spot them.
A picture frame. No animals.
More crazy old equipment they have not thrown out. Perhaps I could make an emergency call in case one of the ducks escapes and chases after me.
An old boat ran aground here so they just left it here so you can stand on it and gawk.
This really happened.
These things stink.
I thought it was going to be actual cats. That would be cool. But no, its a maze made out of plastic sheeting warning you about how cats eat pandas.
I missed the shot, stare and you can see a bird mid flight. You can feed them out of your hands, they peck into your skin and spread avian flu.
A gorilla.
The same gorilla through glass.
PUSHERPOCALYPSE. The terror... the terror.
I guess if you board the safari train with the 1.7 trillion screaming kids you can see more, but generally weird dudes in black clothes arent allowed on, because I would be presumed guilty.
Behold macro zoom mode.
A meer cat... Meerkat? I hear they are quite popular.
This heavy crop features a meerkat showing of his impressive testicles.
The most terrifying of Australian animals, the emu. They run at 80mph and can bite your head clean off.
Apparently a shearing shed is a feature of a zoo, although there are no sheep.
The zoo is quite small, but there is a nice river walk, possibly the highlight!
More of the river walk. Behold Australia in suburban Melbourne.
Have you ever seen a kangaroo before? Vermin.
Dropbear.